50TH POST AUTHOR INTERVIEW-CELEBRATION-COOL-THINGY
(translation: I (M.) couldn't come up with a good title for the 50th post. You'd think we have this down by now, but noooo.....)
ACTION KEY:
(A word in this color means this author is speaking, acting, or being described)
M: purple
L: green
E: blue
M: Simplex is now a real word! I'm pleased to announce that "Simplex" has been officially added to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary... Not really! We're not that famous. (and we probably never will be!)
L: BUT WE'RE AWESOME!!!
E: And so is the LEGO Movie!! (Breaks into song and dance) "Everything is awesoooome..... Everything is cool when you're part of a team!!"
M: (stares at E. with slight concern)
L: (begins to laugh hysterically)
M: And so begins our interview... and impending demise.
QUESTION 1: TELL US SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FELLOW AUTHORS.
E. M enjoys using parentheses in weird and crazy ways... (M ponders the opportunity(but doesn't do anything about it(or does she???)))
L: and E. never gets enough sleep! (E. yawns)
M: and L is secretly a pop star! (L breaks out in loud song)
QUESTION 2: DESCRIBE THE OTHER GIRLS IN ONE WORD.
M: L is pondering and E is Engaging.
E: M is a rainbow and L is twirly!
L: E. is Random and M. is thoughtful.
M: We make a make a good mix!
QUESTION 3: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERISTIC OF GOD?
L: The fact that He knows us perfectly and still loves us perfectly!
M: The way He has a perfect plan for everything; how His story is woven through all aspects of our lives!
E. HIS SENSE OF HUMOR!!
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QUESTION 4: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO POST ON THE BLOG?
M: I like writing about Simplexities or something creative, fun, and engaging.
L: Well, I haven't posted much yet but I enjoy writing stories!
E: I enjoy posting my drawings and funny wallpapers.
M: For example, the picture to the right was drawn by E. during the early stages of the interview, in 5 minutes, on a simple dry-erase board. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is called talent!!
QUESTION 5: WHO DO YOU LOOK UP TO?
L: Simon Peter. He messed up pretty bad, but Jesus forgave him and he did some pretty bold stuff for the gospel.
E: Donald Duck. No further questions.
M: Well, most of my friends are taller than me. My neck gets sore sometimes.
QUESTION 6: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BLOG POST UP TILL NOW?
E: Creative Writing Prompt #6 or #15.
M: Creative Writing Prompt #13. (but now, probably this 50th post!!)
(Pause of awkward silence, but only for a moment...)
E: Moo, I'm a cow, and you can't do anything about it!!
M: Wow, ok....
E: MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L: I like M.'s responses to E.
M: It's getting late, can you tell?
L: In other words, I love you both.
M: AWWWWW!!
E: .......moo?.......
CAN WE GET TO THE LAST QUESTION BEFORE YOU THREE GO INSANE?
M: Too late!
E: (rises and begins to walk around the room like a penguin)
M: (sighs dramatically) We are all insane already.
E: Moo.
L: (Laughs at everyone in the most loving way possible)
THE LAST QUESTION: (FOR THIS INTERVIEW, ANYWAYS)
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE, SAGE WORDS, WISE WORDS, HUMOROUS WORDS, WORDS OF QUESTIONABLE INTENT, OR OTHER WORDS YOU WISH TO IMPART TO THE READING AUDIENCE?
L: Jesus loves you!!! M. and E. are awesome! And eat more Pizza.
E: Don't get brain freezes reading the blog. And doughnuts are good.
M: Paperclips. 'Nuff said.
